The Devil · Ghosts · Oxfordshire
The Just Devil of Woodstock
The site of Woodstock Manor, in Blenheim Park, Woodstock
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In the autumn of 1649 King Charles was dead, and Parliament ruled England. That October a party of Parliament's commissioners rode into Woodstock to take over the old royal manor house and its park. They meant to sweep away everything that bore the name of King.
They made themselves at home in the King's own rooms. The royal bedchamber became their kitchen and the council hall their brew-house. In the high park stood an ancient tree everyone knew as the King's Oak. They dug it up by the roots, chopped it into firewood, and piled the logs in the dining room.
For two nights all was quiet. On the third, something came into the bedchamber in the shape of a dog and went under the beds, and they heard it gnawing at the bed-cords. In the morning the cords were whole, and a side of beef on the floor hadn't been touched.
After that it grew worse every night. The King's Oak logs moved themselves from room to room. Chairs and stools went flying. The feet of the beds rose up higher than the heads, then crashed down so hard the men bounced. Something walked up and down with the warming-pan, making more noise than five church bells. Wooden plates sailed through the air and landed on the sleepers. Bricks fell out of the chimney. Glass rained down so thick they thought it was money, though not one window was broken. One night came a crash like forty cannon fired at once, which woke the whole neighbourhood, and the commissioners shrieked for help so wildly that one of them nearly ran another through with his sword in the dark. The rabbit poachers out in the park that night fled in such a hurry they left their ferret behind, down past Rosamund's Well.
At last one brave man called out, in the name of God, to ask what it was and what it wanted. There was silence for a while. Then, they all said, it came back and brought seven devils worse than itself. One of them saw the shape of a hoof kick the candle into the middle of the room, then scrape out the flame, three times, as neat as you like. When he drew his sword, an invisible hand wrestled it from him and knocked him senseless with the hilt.
That was enough. The commissioners said their prayers, sang psalms, moved their beds over the gatehouse, and within the week they had packed up and gone. The people called their nightly visitor the Just Devil of Woodstock. And the honest folk who slept in those rooms after them were never troubled at all.