Witches · Ghosts · Edinburgh
Major Weir and the Burning Staff
The West Bow, below the Lawnmarket, in Edinburgh's Old Town
Spooky: for older readers
In the West Bow in Edinburgh there lived an old soldier called Thomas Weir. He had been a lieutenant in Ireland, and since he'd once held a public command in the city, everyone called him Major Weir. He was famous for his piety. When he prayed, people marvelled at the flow of his words.
But Major Weir never prayed without his staff. He would lean on it as he spoke, and without it in his hand he could do nothing holy at all.
There was something else odd about him. One day, checking on the guards at the city gates, he found some of them drinking in a cellar. One said they had stepped out to drink with their old friend Mr Burn. The Major started back, stared at him, and repeated the word “Burn” four or five times. Then he went home and hardly came out again. People noticed that when he walked out to Liberton, he would go out of his way rather than step over the little stream there called the Liberton Burn. Some thought he had been warned to beware of a burn, or of burning.
Then, to everyone's amazement, the holy Major confessed. He told his neighbours of terrible crimes, and then told the judges the same, and said he hadn't told them the hundredth part. His sister was taken with him, and she begged the magistrates to be sure to take away his staff.
When the bailies took him to prison, they found some coins wrapped in rags in his house. They threw the rags on a tavern fire, and the rags went circling and dancing in the flames. In one there was a hard thing, a sort of root, which sparkled like gunpowder and went up the chimney with a crack like a little cannon. One of the bailies took the money home to his closet. While he was in there, his family heard a terrible noise inside, like a house falling down, three times over. When he came out, he said he'd heard nothing at all.
In prison the Major wouldn't let the ministers pray for him. “Torment me no more,” he cried, “for I am tormented already.” He was put to death for his crimes, and as the fire burned, his staff fell into the flames with him.